This post is not only bloody hilarious but sadly so true. Although I am (luckily) still in possession of a full head of thick brunette (mostly) hair, I am continually plucking where no lady wants (or expects) to pluck.
Thanks Laura for posting this. I’m sure my followers will chuckle (and maybe relate) too. 😂
Lobbing “hairy” as a prompt at someone with middle school age kids is almost too easy. The jokes practically write themselves, am I right? Huh? Huh?
Lobbing “hairy” as a prompt at someone who’s in some kind of twilight period of impending hot flash doom is also almost too easy. The jokes definitely write themselves.
Lucky for you I renewed my driver’s license this week.
Hey, did you know Congress passed the REAL ID Act way back in 2005? Yeah, seems so, because renewing my license this year entailed more than scary photo ops and random vision tests. There was research and document prep and a very real chance I’d need to do a DNA test on site.
Just kidding about that last part. But you gotta admit it’s a little worrisome that you hesitated.
Anyway, it was right after Hurricane Florence when I realized my license expires in January…
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